even the essays i write sound sarcastic
the great thing about coffee: it cures exhaustion at 11 pm and enables you to write a bomb ass paper
The bad thing about coffee: it’s now 3 am and the only thing I want to do is cha cha real smooth
i cant believe caffeine was the only drug i was on when i wrote this
row row row your boat gently away from me
Merrily merrily merrily merrily please just fuckin leave
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE ATTRACTED TO ANYONE WHEN I KNOW LUCAS HEMMINGS EXISTS?????